Where did you get a picture of my penis
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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