He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Is it because I queefed?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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