Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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