Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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