I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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