I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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