I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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