So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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