Yo dont text me then not text me
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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