ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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