so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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