I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Shame - the story of my life.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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