This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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