Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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