Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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