I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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