my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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