She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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