I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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