Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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