she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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