worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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