I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
it glows. i had to have it.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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