You surviving the open bar?
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I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
How naked do you want me to be?
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