I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
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