why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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