I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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