i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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