whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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