so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
