so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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