Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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