doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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