Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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