Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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