Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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