I got chris browned last night
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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