i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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