You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize