no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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