I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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