so explain again why im purple
no
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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