If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I am mentally ready for anal.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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