she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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