i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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