They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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