I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I don't deserve a penis
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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