Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Omg I joined a choir last night...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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