what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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