she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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