Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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