great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
