So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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