are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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