The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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