You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
