i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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