I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think my fart just growled at me.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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